i hate myself the most when I am doing math.

canigetaramen:

Reminder that this happened

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ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

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Good news, I pet a dog today.

can’t tell if dinner tonight was good or bad.

Bad news: when I was walking out of the hall some guy got close to me and said “What’s up bitch”

Good news: They had chocolate chip cookies instead of oatmeal raisin.

seductively-twerking:

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

Fucking English

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yahooentertainment:

Lupita is the best!

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